1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs
2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance
3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's
4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be violin or piano
5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table
6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil
7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it
8. You beat eggs with chopsticks
9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door
10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack
11. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods
12. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage
13. You have a rice cooker
14. You're a wok user
15. You fight over who pays the dinner bill
16. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it
17. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup.
18. You iron your own shirts
19. You like congee with thousand year old eggs
20. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it
21. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full
22. You keep most of your money in a savings account
23. You hate to waste food, even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them
24. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel
25. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes)
26. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table ( only when we don't have to clean it up)
27. Your dad can fix everything himself
28. Your house/apt. is always cold in winter, and hot in summer
29. Your mom drives her Mercedes to Price Club, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if Safeway is next door.
30. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
31. You never call your parents just to say hi
32. You use a colored face cloth every morning